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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:07
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
No way
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Does believing in God and Satan cause schizophrenia?
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Exploring the cosmos fills us with wonder, Pope tells scientists - Vatican News
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives